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Madonna showed up to the GLAAD awards in a Boy Scouts uniform and demanded change!
"I wanted to be a Boy Scout, but they wouldn't let me join," Madonna explained. "I think that's f*cked up. I can build a fire. I know how to pitch a tent. I have a very good sense of direction. I can rescue kittens from trees. I want to do good for the community," Madonna continued for another 12 minutes. "Most importantly I know how to scout for boys. So, I think I should be allowed to be a Boy Scout and they should change their stupid rules."
It's unclear if she wants the boy scouts to allow her specifically to join, females in general, or just anyone that can pitch a tent. Regardless, we're pretty sure the next step is for her to start her own system of merit badges.
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