a man spit chicken on my friends leg and I saw a sperm whale.birthday success. ??????????? ke$ha(@keshasuxx) March 2, 2013
Or maybe I saw a chicken whale and a man spit…nevermind. Either way, this kosher deli is going off!
This diet hs no name.I hope tht doesn't make any of u feel panicky, dizzy or disoriented! If it makes u feel safer u can call it Wendy;^}? Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 8, 2013
Not dizzy, just panicked and slightly nauseated after dismembering this Wendy chick. When do I start losing weight?
Thinking about getting on instagram..? Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) March 2, 2013
Thinking about it is the best part…once u do it, kind of a disappointment. Just like sex, amiright bro?? #hifive
Hope you are having a Terrific Tuesday!??I LOVE TURTLES??!! ??? Kim Richards (@KimRichards11) March 12, 2013
WAIT, I mean KYLE! Don't turtles look like KYLE?!? HAHA! HATE THURSDAYS
hashtag chefkla hashtag winninghashtag grinning hashtag keptyourjobhashtag bravohashtag breakfast? Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) March 13, 2013
ampsersand still spending dollar sign 200,000-a-day on drugs