Unless you were voting on a new Pope, you don't have an excuse for missing last night's RuPaul's Drag Race (and even then, you could have slipped your iPad in your cassock). During the final lip-sync, both Alyssa Edwards and Roxxxy Andrews whipped themselves into a frenzy in a scene that had all the makings of a historical television event:
Drag queens √
Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" √
Copious wig whipping √
Floor dancing √
Lace bodysuits √
Both performances were so inspired, even Ru couldn't send one of the queens home. So who wins the GIF-off? Er, whip-off? Alyssa Edwards, who slammed to her knees to swiff her hair on the ground?
Or Roxxxy Andrews, who removed her wig, revealing yet another wig underneath, ingeniously discovering a loophole in RuPaul's "No wig removal" policy?
The choice is yours. Don't f*ck it up.