First year freshmen at this particular college have become much more studious and diligent, now that they have the ominous omnipresence of a father figure hovering over their shoulders again.
Outdoor copulation, on the other hand, seems to have spiked rather suddenly. The Dark Side of daddy issues, perhaps.
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