For this week's Caption This! contest, not only did we receive a bounty of wonderful submissions, we also inadvertently unmasked the fearless champion of accoutrements himself:
Merkley, you're doing God's own work. Keep it up, for the benefit of all mankind. You'll be pleased to know your message of...uh...whatever your message is, has resonated in the hearts of a grateful populace. We dubbed you Condiment Man but our winner for this week came up with an equally if not more suitable moniker for your locally sourced, organic alter ego:
Congratulations Adam! A fitting tribute to an incomparable wrestling legend and to more exciting lunches everywhere. Both of you just remember though; with great power comes way more girls' phone numbers. We think that's how that goes.
Thanks to everyone else for your delicious submissions. Be sure to return here Monday for another chance at becoming an Internet hero.