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Dancing With The D-List

Dancing With The Stars has finally announced its Season 16 line-up, but it didn't quite deliver its usual, Kate Gosselin level of luster and prestige. Eager to identify these mysterious "celebrity" faces, we scrolled through the line-up—but their bios wouldn't load!—so we took our best guesses at who these extremely famous people really are.

 

Teen Tournament Jeopardy! Winner

Aly Raisman Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images


Guy Who Used To Carry P. Diddy's Umbrella

Victor Ortiz James Lemke Jr/WireImage


Man Willing To Do Anything For Money

Andy Dick Kevin Winter/Getty Images


Judd Apatow

Wynonna Judd Rick Diamond/Getty Images


Manager Of Zales Jewelers At The Glendale Galleria

Lisa Vanderpump, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Bravo


Mervyn's Picture Frame Model

Zendaya Coleman Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com


Inspirational Speaker for Christian Youth

D.L. Hughley Jesse Grant/Getty Images


Boyfriend Of Any Real Housewife

Ingo Rademacher Kevin Winter/Getty Images


Post-Post-Post-Post-Post Op Heidi Montag

Kellie Pickler Courtesy of Badgley Mischka


Understudy for Butterfingered Sitcom Dad

Jacoby Jones John Sciulli/WireImage

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