Have your culinary endeavors reached the dreaded penis threshold? Not to worry. The folks at penispans.com have provided some helpful ideas for upping the endurance of their specialty cockware. Because why keep baking phallus after phallus when you can whip up something that looks marginally less like a dingus?
Like, say, a wizard:
A palm tree with a big set of coconuts:
If they had just consulted any man ever, they would've known; no amount of gussying up can make a penis look appealing.