Everyone's talking about Jennifer Lawrence tripping on the Oscars steps last night – except Anne Hathaway, who's descended into an emotional tailspin of regret over this missed opportunity. Lawrence claims it was the 45 yards of dress that caused her fall, but we're circulating a much more rational theory…
Whenever someone falls there's an unseen power at work. "Scientists" call it gravity, but I think deep down we all know it's The Force.
Or perhaps there's another explanation…Katniss Everdeen sent from the future to kill the actress who plays her, thus "closing the loop" and fracturing the time-space continuum. See also: Looper 2.
But there's a third, more nefarious possibility: WASP on WASP violence!