Happy Presidents Day! We hope you're spending the holiday shelling out a few George Washingtons for a bucket of Sam Adams before getting picked up in your Lincoln towncar. And reading the constitution, of course. At least skim the part about paid company holidays.
But before you celebrate with your own controlled substances, fall down the k-hole that is the internet with today's edition of Mindf*ck Monday. It's a blast from the past* that is sure to fill you with plenty of homicidal rage! Our only hope is that you're already too drunk to punch anything besides your computer.