With Valentine's Day behind us and Divorce Season in full swing, we can finally back to channeling our energy into rewarding activities, like wasting away in ergonomic task chairs while ogling the Internet. Unless, of course, you've moved on to planning your sexiest President's Day…in which case, we also shared some presidential oil paintings sure to embolden your executive eros.
FROM THE SOUP TV
Is Ryan Seacrest going to be a father?? No. But we finally got to the bottom of the Tiny Dad meme.
We featured couples with matching tattoos whose biggest regret will be not choosing Wingdings.
Justin Bieber was ready for his close-up, and so was Lorne. Lorne was very ready.
When there were two sets of footprints, Jesus carried your Trapper Keeper through the desert.
Even if you didn't get laid last night, we hope you stimulated the economy.
Too busy to juggle all the numbing effects of huffing nitrous oxide? We did the brain cell-killing for you.
FROM AROUND THE WEB
We got our fill of Marco Rubio while leaning inconspicuously toward the water cooler.
Who is…Dwight Eisenhower? Who cares?
The Today Show getting the Harlem Shake treatment signifies the Death of a Meme (slightly less racist than Birth of a Nation).