It's that special time of year when love briefly transitions from a beautiful, ineffable phenomenon to something that can be easily quantified and monetized. It's so romantic! If you're bored with chocolates and roses and are looking for something a little more original, might we recommend scrawling your lover's name, in giant Gothic font, across your face?
Perhaps that's a little too intense for you. If that's the case, here are a few more examples of regrettable body art that might help get your creative, emotive, and impulsive juices flowing:
"My love for you is like an arrow shot through the urethra of my upside-down genitals. But in a good way."
"…we'll regret this decision when explaining our half-tattoo to yet another co-worker."
"Let's open a lunch truck together."
"I love the little inside jokes we share. Let's go make our feet inexplicable."
Finally, if Valentine's Day just isn't your thing, you can always go the route of ensuring that you'll never have a sweetheart to disappoint in the first place.