Hey fellas. Having trouble getting the ladies to look your way? Need a unique approach to set yourself apart from the herd? If so, Flynt Flossy and crew have one more question for you: have you ever considered the merits of nautical puns presented in a rhythmic fashion?
If the object of your affections still isn't receptive, you might also want to consider rocking the Hitler mustache/goatee combo. It could well be the two things in conjunction that make the wenches go all wiggly like that.