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    People who thought the Super Bowl ads were sub-par obviously missed the incredible, sponsored blackout. Congratulations to Jim's Generators for a truly unparalleled ad experience. As for the rest, we took the liberty of ranking them with a system as inconsistent as the bowel movements of Americans today.

    AUDI PUBERTY PROM


    Emotional Manipulation
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    Appeal to Nerds
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    Forgetability
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    SHOCK VALUE WITH BAR REFAELI


    Appeal to Nerds
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    Vulnerability
    Football Ratings Soup
    Bonerability
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    BABY CLYDESDALES LOVE BUDWEISER


    Clarity of Message
    Football Ratings Soup
    Bestiality Quotient
    Football Ratings Soup
    Sarah McLachlan Effect
    Football Ratings Soup

     

    SEXY FISH SERENADES SEXY BEER


    Reliance on Song
    Football Ratings Soup
    Bestiality Quotient
    Football Ratings Soup
    Effectiveness as an Ad for Sushi
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    GRANDMA'S GORDITA CRUNCH


    Exploitation of the Elderly
    Football Ratings Soup
    Licensing of Top 40 Hit
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    Actual Tacos Shown
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    PSY and Dancing Legumes


    Backup Dancer Employment
    Football Ratings Soup
    Relevance to Product
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    Jumping the Shark Style
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    Sponsored by Tom Cruise


    Desperate Actor Employment
    Football Ratings Soup
    Disappointed Parents
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    Creative Direction by Xenu
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