Dr. Fuchs? Paging Dr. Fuchs. The witty, crowd-sourced rejoinders to your embarrassing name have arrived.
Thanks to everybody who put their twisted minds to the task of captioning this photo. We've pondered, deliberated, and scrutinized your entries and think we've finally hit upon a winner.
Congratulations Andrew! Puns and pedophilia jokes go together much better than it's probably polite to admit. Thanks again to all the other entrants. Be sure to come back on Monday for next week's Caption This! Contest and another chance at unimaginable online glory and prestige.