Sometimes you should just do the thing you're doing instead of trying to show and tell the world you're doing it while you're doing it. That was a little cryptic, huh? Perhaps a demonstration will clarify:
'We're howling in embarrassed pain at the moment. In another moment, we'll be picking out gravel from our palms and kneecaps. Some moments hence a friend will suggest that we maybe put away our phones for a brief while, at which point we will slap them and then Tweet about it. Stay tuned!'