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Thanks, @Dr. Ruth! About to have sex in front of 800,000 people #nervous!!

Mystery, you say? Hmmm…Dexter also has a #LIFECODE

So, still busier than Dr. Phil.

(Not for the flu but for Hot Carls, thx.)

@DrPepper Please help, I've had a can of Dr. Pepper stuck in my anus for 72 hours #notquitecoke! #notquiterootbeer! #HURTS!!