90's icons New Kids on the Block, Boyz II Men, and 98 Degrees just announced that they're reuniting for a "summer boy band tour." But with a median age of 40, these "boys" are no spring chickens. Some of them are just a red Mazda Miata away from a mid-life crisis.
So while they might be satisfied marketing themselves as "boys," and "relevant," we're calling B.S. on this false advertising. In the name of justice and proper word usage, we present to you the Un-Photoshopped version of their tour poster: