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    Kardashians, Overexposed

    Kardashian Holiday Card Courtesy: Nick Saglimbeni

    When archaeologists of the future are studying the downfall of our civilization, sorting through the ruins of Hometown Buffets and Forever 21s, they will find one thing intact: the annual Kardashian holiday card. The artificial smiles, pseudo-loving pretense, and photoshopped waists will keep it preserved long after the rest of us have turned to dust.

    As part of our continuing series, "Un-Photoshopped," we've assembled a mock-up of what this card might have looked like before the alterations.

    Kristmas Kard

    Note the ripped-up hundred dollar bills substituting for the confetti no one felt like buying: 

    Kristmas Kard

    The fresh stitches on Bruce's neatly nipped face:

    Kristmas Kard

    And Mercy's last-ditch escape plan, should the drama become too much to bear.

    Kristmas Kard

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