It's a time-honored American tradition: a family gathers for a warm meal, argues until they're not speaking, then sits down in front of the TV to watch The Soup's year-end Clipdown. Laughing at more dysfunctional people brings everyone back together, and yet another murder-suicide is prevented!
This year we saw some truly horrible people doing ungodly things on camera, but only the slipperiest, juiciest, most contagious clips will make the Clipdown. Vying for pole position: Deena, the Jersey Shore's personal hygiene supervisor.
Don't worry - she soaked the tampon in vodka between insertions to kill the bacteria. Bloody Marys, anyone?
Find out if this clip made the cut! Tune into The Soup Clipdown Part 1 on Dec. 26 and Part 2 on Jan. 2.