Crying is acceptable. Pouting will be futile. Zombie Santa is coming to town.
The good news is that Comet, Cupid, Prancer, and Vixen all narrowly escaped and are planning to avenge their D-named brethren. Blitzen's no big loss. His drinking made him a liability.
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