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    Twi and Twi Again

    True, Robert Pattinson is back with Kristen Stewart, but according to our Google Image search, he's been spending quite a bit of time with his fans.

    Darla got Rob right where she wanted him: doused in chardonnay, coated in cat hair, and used to numb the irretrievable breakdown of her marriage.

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    Still, you have to see the blow up doll she keeps in her cubicle. NOTE: Her cubicle is in her vagina.

    Rob and a baby just happened to show up right when Janelle started drafting her Save The Date cards!

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    Unfortunately, we missed the wedding, since it happened at 12:16a.m.in 2010, but Janelle says she's still accepting gifts at Hot Topic.

    General Patraeus felt a sense of relief once he opened up regarding his affection for Team Edward.

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    Plus now that he's 60 and unemployed, he fits in perfectly with Twilight's main demographic.

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