Just 84 hours remain until the final installment of the Twilight franchise hits theaters and we can begin the healing process as a nation. Soon the great minds of our country can stop fixating on the explosive chemistry of Robsten and Taylor Lautner's hairless nipples, and go back to focusing on important things like income inequality and babies wearing glasses. Thus, with a heavy heart, we bring you our final thoughts on the Twilight franchise.
Like the fact that they totally stole their movie poster from another equally important film event. Get ready for Mush Hour, indeed!