Donald Trump's Twitter Account
Whenever he joined Twitter — November 9, 2012
Cause of Death: Popular Vote
Donald Trump's Twitter Account was first used to hurl pig-isms at Rosie O'Donnell, and gained even more popularity once Donald discovered he couldn't spread worldwide hatred using Draw Something.
The Account died this morning on the Internet with the miraculous foresight of having dug its own grave. Its ability to trigger both disgust and concern will be sorely missed by those who enjoy watching rabid skunks gnaw at their own flesh. It will be remembered for how it attempted to threaten careers while simultaneously shoehorning ads for Trump Towers.
The meme is survived by Facebook, cockroaches, and the Twitter Account of Ted Nugent.
In lieu of flowers, we ask that people unfollow @realDonaldTrump on Twitter and tell him about it using the hashtag #DumpTrump.