After cornering the reality show market on loudmouth know-nothing housewives, Bravo's taking the opposite tack with Start-Ups, a show about dotcom entrepreneurs that know all sorts of things…none of it pertinent or endearing.
Not to worry. These fledgling moguls have togas and booze; surefire tools to instantly make anyone more relatable.
"Yeah, bra. ‘Cause of those negative edge weights! Dijkstra's sh*t can't handle that sh*t!!"