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The 2012 election, as told through stock photos:

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"Am I better off than I was 4 years ago? No - my hip hurts!"
 

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"I'm just saying, is there any evidence proving gay marriage didn't cause 9/11?"
 

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"You filled that out wrong. I told you, we're both voting for the man who shares my views on rape."
 

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"Thanks to Obamacare, I can finally get my vaginal rejuvenation surgery!"
 

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"Just sign here, Mrs. Brantworth, and I can conveniently cash your social security checks for you."
 

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"That's the one where those two young ladies share that same cup of chocolate frozen yogurt."
 

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"I don't care if he IS black, Kanye West is a talented songwriter. I wonder if that nice teenager can get this song on my Zune?"
 

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"See? I told you it was within your legal rights to take her off of life support. Pretty soon it'll just be me and you and your timeshare in the Keys!"