The 2012 election, as told through stock photos:
"Am I better off than I was 4 years ago? No - my hip hurts!"
"I'm just saying, is there any evidence proving gay marriage didn't cause 9/11?"
"You filled that out wrong. I told you, we're both voting for the man who shares my views on rape."
"Thanks to Obamacare, I can finally get my vaginal rejuvenation surgery!"
"Just sign here, Mrs. Brantworth, and I can conveniently cash your social security checks for you."
"That's the one where those two young ladies share that same cup of chocolate frozen yogurt."
"I don't care if he IS black, Kanye West is a talented songwriter. I wonder if that nice teenager can get this song on my Zune?"
"See? I told you it was within your legal rights to take her off of life support. Pretty soon it'll just be me and you and your timeshare in the Keys!"