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In a rare and heroic attempt to join the internet in spreading the McKayla Is Not Impressed meme (the one featuring the tightly-wound gymnast brooding in her silver medal as if wondering whether to deactivate a bomb), we learned that we also possessed the ability to paste McKayla Maroney into some pretty absurd situations! But somewhere during the process of excitedly scouring our archives, we accidentally found the one thing that infuses her with boundless joy. In fact, we won the gold medal in finding it, and now she hates us.

But before the big reveal, let's take a grimace down memory lane…

 Not unlike the Great Wall of China, McKayla's emotions have eroded over the centuries…

Mckayla Is Dissapointed Soup X9

"Abraham Lincoln? Call me when he addresses his boringness."

Mckayla Is Dissapointed Soup X9

This one screams sabotage. And to make matters worse, McKayla's home-schooled--so why was she lurking at Greendale??

Mckayla Is Dissapointed Soup X9

Here she is again, so indifferent to her fellow Olympian's perfectly amicable boner, she even chose to scowl in the opposite direction!

Mckayla Is Dissapointed Soup X9

We even had McKayla on our show, where "SHE BITTERLY MIMES CHEWING ON STRAW" never once appeared on our teleprompter.

Mckayla Is Dissapointed Soup X9

She didn't even budge when politely asked to donate to Mankini's tri-daily blood bath!

Mckayla Is Dissapointed Soup X9

But after digging through our most convincing evidence of the inevitable downfall of humankind, we finally found the one thing that makes McKayla smile!

Mckayla Is Dissapointed Soup X9

Thank you, Slut Butt! And don't let us know how we could ever repay you.

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