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    7 Movies Kristen Stewart SHOULD Have Starred In

    7 Movies Kristen Stewart SHOULD Have Starred In

    1. The Break-Up

    Since Kristen's actually experienced a monumental break-up, she's way more suited for the role than Jennifer Aniston.  Alright, equally suited.

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    2. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

    Kristen sends out a search party to find her boyfriend after regretfully making out with Abraham Lincoln.

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    3. Sex And The City 2

    For the first time in Karaoke history, a woman gets booed while belting I Touch Myself. She then goes under the tutelage of Samantha, and becomes a slut.

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    4. Transformers

    Kristen changes from Rob Pattinson's girlfriend into a lonely Decepticon, and must undergo constant reminders that she only got the part because she already had red contacts.

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    5. Joan Of Arc

    Kristen gets burned at the cross for being 22 and wanting to keep her options open.

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    6. Dude, Where's My Car?

    Kristen smokes a ton of weed, eats a vat of chocolate pudding, and plays a round of mini-golf to forget about the affair. She then retraces her steps only to find that her car has been hiding behind Robert's U-Haul.

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    7. Beverly Hills Chihauhua

    Same plot, but Kristen has to fight for custody of the dog.

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