7 Movies Kristen Stewart SHOULD Have Starred In
1. The Break-Up
Since Kristen's actually experienced a monumental break-up, she's way more suited for the role than Jennifer Aniston. Alright, equally suited.
2. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Kristen sends out a search party to find her boyfriend after regretfully making out with Abraham Lincoln.
3. Sex And The City 2
For the first time in Karaoke history, a woman gets booed while belting I Touch Myself. She then goes under the tutelage of Samantha, and becomes a slut.
Kristen changes from Rob Pattinson's girlfriend into a lonely Decepticon, and must undergo constant reminders that she only got the part because she already had red contacts.
5. Joan Of Arc
Kristen gets burned at the cross for being 22 and wanting to keep her options open.
6. Dude, Where's My Car?
Kristen smokes a ton of weed, eats a vat of chocolate pudding, and plays a round of mini-golf to forget about the affair. She then retraces her steps only to find that her car has been hiding behind Robert's U-Haul.
7. Beverly Hills Chihauhua
Same plot, but Kristen has to fight for custody of the dog.