In case you're unfamiliar with the Bachelor fraternity—I mean franchise, The Bachelorette: Men Tell All, is an episode traditionally used to milk ratings while simultaneously letting the suspense wilt exactly when it should...right before the final rose ceremony. It also serves the crucial purpose of allowing you to wonder, "Didn't I see this two weeks ago?" as you hand wash the tears from your eating shirt while sourly reassessing the runners up on After The Final Rose.
That said, if you happened to stumble for two whole hours upon this season's Men Tell All, you witnessed the heated exchange between Emily and the once seemingly well-intentioned, nouveau riche-ly named "luxury brand consultant", Kalon, who entranced us with his humble nature from the start by swooping in via helicopter on the very first episode. It seems like such a long time ago, considering the fast-forward moon of reality TV, and that here we are, already having a reunion.