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The Diapered Strikes Back

After the New Sith Wars, it became Jedi policy for all memes to begin training at infancy. Gifted babies must now practice detachment from all things, with the exception of nightlights.

It's not really fair, since even if the baby wins, you can reaffirm your status at the end just by saying, "I'm your father."

via BuzzFeed

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