Game laws require that anyone wearing urban camouflage as convincing as this must also keep their legs this bright and pasty. Otherwise fellow hunters might mistakenly demolish one of their own.
Once he gathers enough squirrel pelts to barter with, it's straight back to Pier 1 Imports for more wrought iron patio furniture.
Have a better caption for this stylish gent? Fire away in the comments section below. We'll thin out the herd on Thursday at midnight, and choose the funniest, most original submission. Whoever hits the bullseye gets a limited edition Soup T-shirt that blends perfectly into backgrounds that look like Soup T-shirts.