This goes out to all you moisture farmers bored out of your minds in the boonies of Tatooine.
Remember, the lightsaber is an energy sword and therefore a potential fire hazard, which is exactly why Darth Vader could never have a Christmas tree.
Currently on your ATV, but really want to battle it out? Start writing now, and submit your brilliant ideas to us Thursday by midnight! The person with the funniest and/or most original title will receive a limited edition Soup t-shirt. Now, onward!