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We were passing by a mangled beehive when we stumbled upon a real live masturbating bear, á la the one made famous on Conan. Here he is, stroking away to the jaunty tune The Bare Necessities, from the 1967 Disney movie The Jungle Book, imagining hibernation in every possible position.

We wanted to offer him The Rabbit, but were afraid it might get mauled.

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