This is by far the best episode of Nightline ever to feature a woman masturbating in an MRI machine. Can you even imagine? There's hardly any elbow room.
What do you mean magnetic resource imaging is "less than romantic"? Can you get any kinkier than removing all your jewelry and credit cards? Plus, it can look at your heart. That right there should get you in the mood. So put on some Magnetic Fields and scan the night away!