Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To avoid being deep-fried by homophobes.
This poignant and impassioned parody of Wilson Philips' inspirational classic, Hold On, is dedicated to all of you still eating Chick-fil-A with an awareness of their support of anti-gay organizations. So watch this video and just remember: God hates waffle fries.
I must say, for an organization that doesn't support gays, their menu is pretty homogenous. Did you know that if they cater your event, you can get an entire tray of same-sex Chick-n-Minis, sleeping all in the same basket? Sinners, I tell you!