Men who like My Little Pony are referred to as "bronies", but what are you called if you are the pony?
"I like long walks on the beach, romantic strolls, and a lady who believes me when I tell her it's just razor burn."
Of course, he never goes on dates. He just stares out from the balcony of a Super 8, dreaming of Flowbees.
We need a new caption for this photo, like the guy pictured needs a shirt. Speaking of shirts, the funniest/most original caption wins a Soup tee!