Are you stuck in your youth, and also don't like to give thought to your lover's interests? This Valentine's Day, give her something that she'll remember, because she'll have to drag it all the way to the Salvation Army.
And you know what she'll love even more than the teddy bear itself? The man hidden inside that bear costume! His name is Theodore, he's from Vermont, and this is exactly why he got fired from Build-A-Bear Workshop.