Does your child suffer from the flaccid, under-developed arms of an actual child? Here, Giuliano demonstrates how to fight the nasty side-effects of childhood, and speed-up the process of becoming a confident, shirtless man like Taylor Lautner.
Giuliano doesn't realize that when he makes it to college and doesn't get special treatment, those bottles will take on an entirely new meaning. PS- If he's so strong, why can't he move some furniture into that place? Maybe a nice, plush sectional, or a recycling bin.
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