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On this year's Miss America Pageant, they threw in an extra twist, where one of the contestants who'd been booted in the preliminaries could get a second chance to compete. They do not, however, get a second chance to hear these insanely confusing instructions.

"Once you are lined up behind your favorite contestant, you'll then be asked to assemble the Malm dresser from IKEA while navigating a Foreign Call Center. Then, and only then, will we decide which contestant will be voted back onto the island."