At a recent event, Miley Cyrus spoke from the heart-area by saying, "These babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!" But the thing is, the boobs don't realize anything! They're just oblivious boobs who can't think for themselves. They can't even take a subject and contracted verb out of context, let alone make their way to a plastic surgeon.
If you were miley's boobs what would you say? Leave your boobism in the comments below....bitches.