On last Sunday's Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kris Jenner has an interesting philosophy on what makes your heritage, your heritage.
Sure, Kris grew up deciphering Tex-Mex menu options, but she's also indigenous to Neiman Marcus and fluent in Tanning Booth. If you look at the Kardashian family crest, it's basically just a giant sombrero holding a shopping bag. See, the truth is, the Kardashians didn't come from anywhere. They were born out of our need for them, and as long as we need them, they'll survive…kind of like los parasito.