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Paris Hilton, Indian Giver on Access Hollywood

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Now that The World According to Paris has been kneecapped for ratings so low they make Homekeepers With Arlene Rippy's Nielsen numbers look like the M*A*S*H finale, Paris Hilton is forced to actually take her vapid, glossy schtick to another world altogether.

Meaning, she's exporting her talents to India, a country apparently so deprived of entertainment they're willing to put up with her...





So we get a confusing, garbled help desk in Delhi, and they get Paris Hilton. It's almost a fair trade.

Sorry, India.

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