In the pantheon of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Caroline Manzo is the grand matriarch to be reckoned with.
She's big, she's bad, and when she puts on the butch, Manzo's 'tude lands somewhere between a pissed-off waste management boss and a female wildebeest whose young are threatened.
Last night, her stark brand of ambiguous terror emerged during the cutthroat business of planning a guest list for a New Years party.
I will hate someone because I want to.
For specific reasons. Like they're alive. In New Jersey. At the moment. Capice?