The Bachelorette's Ashley Hebert has so much quality manhood to choose from she's able to cast off even a lovable, mannequin-esque hunk of potential husband.
Of course, we're talking about Ames, who manages to combine confused, heartbroken and devastated into an empty perma-grin as he leaves the show with a handful of flop sweat instead of a rose.
It's a moment so wrenching it takes the sensitive touch of tender Joel McHale to put it all into perspective...
Joel does it again tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT, when a brand new Soup comes your way.
And until then, dig this ...