In the wilds of Alaska, in 2009, a fisherman took astonishing footage of an alleged large, eel-like sea creature swimming through the icy waters, perhaps an astounding link to the dinosaur era, a magnificent beast that has miraculously managed to survive.
So, of course, the Alaskan answer is to kill it.
And it's not going to be easy. The fisherman on Hillstranded (whatever that means) head for the local sporting goods store to stock up on serious ammo...
"We got all the gear we need to catch the giant sea creature."
Or, to have a delightful weekend with the Palin family.