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2. Celebrity Apprentice: NeNe is none too happy about LaToya and her face being named project manager. Now LaToya lashes back! As only LaToya can!
3. Bethenny Ever After: Beth's got issues. No, not with weight, BFFs, men, cocktails, children, etc., but with the classic blame target of 'em all: mommy. This is one ever after that doesn't involve "happily."
4. Tori & Dean: As science tells us, even rats have to unrinate. But on Tori Spelling?
5. Playdates: What do you get when you cross the debauched, jaded, sexually aggressive/desperate world of Sex and the City with a bunch of cute Big Apple toddlers? This.