It's important to make your wedding memorable because, after all, most of us will only get married a few times in life. And from the sounds of it, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden sure made theirs memorable.
Yes, it was unclear what the elephant did. At least until the end of the night when people walked back to their cars and saw nothing but twisted piles of glass and metal. Then it became clear. As did the reason why most elephant valet companies never make it past their first gig.
But you're right, People Magazine lady, it was memorable.