Sarah Palin's wild kingdom, AKA Alaska, is not a place for the timid, the weak, or those inclined to such rarified concepts as staying warm and dry. Bubbly Palin, of course, can't get enough of all things outdoors, from guns (at one point in the show she reaches a near-orgasmic froth after shooting a picture of a bear) to camping. In the rain.
Special guest Kate Gosselin is another story. In fact, her bitter complaint mantra about her DWTS partner pales in comparison to the bile she dishes out when forced—oh! Those damned TV obligations!—to endure nature, Sarah-style.
Wait a second, is she talking about camping in Sarah Palin's Alaska, or watching Sarah Palin's Alaska? Either way, for us this marks a truly disturbing moment: we actually agree with Kate Gosselin.