There are a lot of victims in the Big Apple, but Law & Order: SVU tells the sordid, gripping tales of the most special of all. And while it's usually a good thing to be special—like when Santa calls you that—it's definitely not on this show.
Nor is it especially great to be a detective on the squad, which in this case is really more of a special rectums unit.
Intrigued? Let Joel fill you in, then tune in for more in-depth action tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for your brand new Soup!