In the Las Vegas Jail House, the cops never know what kind of oddballs and wing nuts will come through the door. Or end up against the wall. Or writhing on the floor beneath a gaggle of LV's finest. Here the long arm of the law touches a boozed-up citizen in a special way.
We had no idea how sick, twisted and depraved things were in the Sin City slammer. Truly disgusting. Particularly as when we go to Vegas, we have to pay big money to be gang-piled by people in cop suits and handcuffs.
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