What with the tension simmering beneath every interaction, the head-butting of controlling families and the thick basting of Italian seasoning à la stereotype, The Real Housewives of New Jersey seems almost like the Mafia. Minus the intelligence, loyalty and warmth. Now, as Caroline gathers her famiglia to plot acts against Danielle (who she continually says she doesn't care about—go figure) the hated Staub offers some sage advice.

Listen to Danielle, whose life has included an arrest for extortion and drug possession, a groovy lesbian duet, that upcoming sex tape everybody's so excited about, and the ability to confuse Carmella Soprano with a candy bar. 



Get a load of bitchery going down in this sneak peek of the upcoming Housewives reunion.

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